Tuesday, May 27, 2008

By George, I Think She's Got It!



Well, it appears that our days of diapers (at least for ONE of our children) are over! Juliana has decided, after much begging and pleading and bribing on my end, that she is going to wear Princess undies and say goodbye to diapers forever! It's amazing what persuasive powers Ariele, Sleeping Beauty, and Jasmine have at our house, but hey, who's arguing??? We are so proud, and we throw a little party every time she...er...completes her transaction with success. She usually will run out of the bathroom, raise both arms in the air, and shout "I POOPED!" at the top of her lungs, which is really funny when we're at home but a little awkward in the middle of Perkins.

I'm posting some pictures of Landon's dedication at church from last Sunday. We have it captured forever on video, but I can't quite figure out how to get it on the blog just yet.

We are desperate for some warm weather here. It's been in the 50's and rainy all week - we've had more rain in the past week than we have gotten all year! The rest of the week looks more promising, though, so I won't have to cringe SO much when I talk to all of you from home and hear about your mid-80 days.

Hope everyone is doing great! Love and miss ya!

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Numbers

For those of you who would choose to criticize the lack of recent updates due to circumstances beyond my control (namely, potty training one stubborn two year old), this one's for you... (Tammy Cozad, I'm coming after ya...)

In honor of one of our favorite Friday night TV shows, NUMBERS, I have decided to post some numbers of my own.

Number of diapers changed each day at the Wagner house - average, 11
Number of times I wake up each night to tell Bo to quit snoring - 2
Number of goofy, drooly smiles bestowed upon us per day by Landon - 15
Number of goofy, drooly smiles bestowed upon us per day by Bo - 0
Number of times I remind Juliana to "please keep your clothes on, sweetie!" every hour - average, 4
Number of times I turn up the chocolate syrup bottle when I think no one is looking - on a good day, 5
Number of times I am thankful that I get to stay home and experience all the madness - countless!

Wish I could say that chocolate syrup one was made up, but you know how I feel about chocolate deprivation!

I am SOOO looking forward to our visit in July! I am also SOOO excited that my wonderful husband will be with me on the plane rides.

Landon is being dedicated at church on Sunday at the 11:00 service. Let's pray big sister keeps her clothes on at least long enough to stand on stage. I'll post some pictures next week.

Oh! Bunny update: We have seen one tiny little baby bunny hopping around the yard, but we have also seen one fat orange cat prowling around, so we'll see who prevails.

Love and miss everyone!

Monday, May 5, 2008

It's a bunny's life

I am so excited!!! We are experiencing wildlife in Montana like we never thought possible! It all started when we moved in to our new house. It seems that a pair of bunnies have been renting the backyard (although I don't think they are paying the same monthly fee we are) and have decided to set up a little "love nest" under a huge tree out back. Juliana and I were having fun chasing one of the bunnies around the yard a few weeks ago when I noticed she looked a little more round than usual. Yes, I am that desparate to get my old figure back that I am checking out bunny bodies to compare! Sad but true. Anyway, I digress... Momma bunny disappeared for a few days and I didn't think too much about it until over the weekend when I saw her digging a nest. It was the cutest thing - she would gather some grass and straw from the yard in her mouth and carry it over to a little hole she had dug under the tree branches. Then she would pluck some fur from her front and add it to the pile. I thought she must be working on a pretty impressive hairball until I researched a little on internet and found out that's just what they do. Kind of like their own home-made security blanket for their little ones, I guess. Yesterday we looked out the window and low and behold, Momma bunny was giving birth! She didn't ask for an epidural, so I guess everything turned out okay. We watched her for awhile and then came back out to find her on her merry little way again. No rest for the weary, ladies! She covered the hole back up, so I'm thinking, "Okay, was it just a really ugly little baby bunny and she didn't want to show him off yet?", but again, my internet research revealed that they cover the babies up for about a week and only come back to feed them once a day. (Landon would HOWL if I only fed him once over a 24 hour period!)

So, the bunny chronicles will continue. I am so anxious to see this new little life that will emerge from our backyard! It never ceases to amaze me how our Creator takes such good care of His creation, from newborn babies to the tiniest little newborn bunny! I can just picture Him waiting anxiously, too, to see what funny little antics the bunny will perform for Him.

Psalm 8 says "Oh Lord, our Lord, how majestic is your name in all the earth! You have set your glory above the heavens. From the lips of children and infants you have ordained praise...When I consider your heavens, the work of your fingers, the moon and the stars, which you have set in place, what is man that you are mindful of him, the son of man that you care for him?"

Have a majestic, bunny-lovin' day!

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Deep thoughts



I should go to bed. I should just turn off the computer, walk downstairs to our basement dungeon...er...bedroom...and go to bed. But, instead, I am relishing the first ten minutes of the day I have had to myself. Time to think about deeply important subjects, such as "What is going to happen with the economy?" and "What can I do to save money on the grocery bill?" and most importantly, "Why did Shannon and Derek get kicked off of Dancing With The Stars?" These are the things that trouble a girl when it's 10:30 at night and she has time to sit and ponder.

I started to make a list today of the things I never thought I would have to say to my children, but I didn't even get past number 3 before I had to quickly add number 4 - "JULIANA! Do NOT dump my glass of juice out on the carpet!". Needless to say, today was one of those days that has me looking forward to preschool in the fall. Bless her little heart.

In honor of Tina Siceloff I have posted a picture of me with the kids. Now she can finally stop calling me to complain that there are no pictures of Bo and I on our blog. (Just kidding, Tina...you better keep calling me!)

Bo and I are planning a trip back to NC somewhere around the 4th of July, so all of you beach-goers, beware! We will hunt you down even as far as Myrtle to make sure we can visit with you. We're hoping to include a beach trip in there somewhere for ourselves.

Hope everyone is doing well and looking forward to the wonderful summer weather up ahead! It was 81 here today, but looks like the heat wave is short lived. Tomorrow is only supposed to be in the 50's (but my Rainbow flip flops are officially out of the closet to stay!)

Love and miss everyone!

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Just the pictures, please



We're planning ahead for Landon's future career as a linebacker in the NFL!

Friday, April 18, 2008

In honor of our snow forecast for Sunday...yes, SNOW!!

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008

The Invisible Woman

Hey again! I just got this email as a forward from a friend at home and wanted to share it with everyone. Hope I'm not out of line as far as copyright goes...don't tell the plagiarism police!

An excerpt from the book "The Invisible Woman" by Nicole Johnson.


For all the times we have questioned....what we are doing????? You are building greatness!

It all began to make sense, the blank stares, the lack of response, the way one of the kids will walk into the room while I'm on the phone and ask to be taken to the store. Inside I'm thinking, 'Can't you see, I'm on the phone?'

Obviously not; no one can see if I'm on the phone, or cooking, or sweeping the floor, or even standing on my head in the corner, because no one can see me at all. I'm invisible. The invisible Mom.

Some days I am only a pair of hands, nothing more: Can you fix this? Can you tie this? Can you open this?

Some days I'm not a pair of hands; I'm not even a human being. I'm a clock to ask, 'What time is it?' I'm a satellite guide to answer, 'What number is the Disney Channel?' I'm a car to order, 'Right around 5:30, please.'

I was certain that these were the hands that once held books and the eyes that studied history and the mind that graduated summa cum laude, but now they had disappeared into the peanut butter, never to be seen again.

She's going, she's going, she's gone!

One night, a group of us were having dinner, celebrating the return of a friend from England. Janice had just gotten back from a fabulous trip, and she was going on and on about the hotel she stayed in. I was sitting there, looking around at the others all put together so well.

It was hard not to compare and feel sorry for myself. I was feeling pretty pathetic, when Janice turned to me with a beautifully wrapped package, and said, 'I brought you this.' It was a book on the great cathedrals of Europe.

I wasn't exactly sure why she'd given it to me until I read her inscription: 'To Charlotte, with admiration for the greatness of what you are building when no one sees.'

In the days ahead I would read - no, devour - the book. And I would discover what would become for me, four life-changing truths, after which I could pattern my work: No one can say who built the great cathedrals – we have no record of their names.

These builders gave their whole lives for a work they would never see finished. They made great sacrifices and expected no credit. The passion of their building was fueled by their faith that the eyes of God saw everything.

A legendary story in the book told of a rich man who came to visit the cathedral while it was being built, and he saw a workman carving a tiny bird on the inside of a beam. He was puzzled and asked the man, 'Why are you spending so much time carving that bird into a beam that will be covered by the roof? No one will ever see it.' And the workman replied, 'Because God sees.'

I closed the book, feeling the missing piece fall into place. It was almost as if I heard God whispering to me, 'I see you, Charlotte. I see the sacrifices you make every day, even when no one around you does. No act of kindness you've done, no sequin you've sewn on, no cupcake you've baked, is too small for me to notice and smile over. You are building a great cathedral, but you can't see right now what it will become.'

At times, my invisibility feels like an affliction. But it is not a disease that is erasing my life. It is the cure for the disease of my own self-centeredness.

It is the antidote to my strong, stubborn pride. I keep the right perspective when I see myself as a great builder.